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Kutsu Aseisiin / Intro
01:40
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No lyrics
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Suurin Petos
05:33
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The Greatest Deception
The most mythical leader of Gnomes, the lump of lard rising up to the sky, the drooling blasphemer Yog-Sothoth
Highest of High Gnomes, in his creepy disguise
The great deception of Christmas flying in the sky,
Dressed in white beard, red jacket
No one should be deceived by that fake beard anymore
Flying in the glow of Fireballs,
Flying from the depths of Mushroom clouds,
Flying in the shadow of deceit,
Taking instead of giving
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Suurin Oikeutus
03:08
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The Greatest Justification
It's acceptable, even recommendable, to check the durability of Gnome bodies
With various cutting weapons
It's completely correct to dream of the peril of Gnomes
We have to destroy the pus dripping false gods in our gardens
We have to start limiting the living space of those great putrefiers
We have to claim our spheres in influence and remember that Gnomes have no privileges
Sharpen your dungforks, light up your torches, it's persecution time!
Sharpen your dungforks, light up your torches, Gnomes are running out of time
Stab them with your dungforks, finish them off with your shotguns
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The Prophecy, the Curse And Hopefully Some Daggers, Too
When ancient calendars are ending...
When the darkest of prophecies are about to come true...
When the left hands of Gnomes grow stronger and meteor showers hit earth...
When thetan levels reach a critical point and e-meters give infernal readings...
It's time to realize that we should have gone to battle sooner.
As soon as a bullet in Gnome body rings, the soul to purgatory springs
In agony they are screaming as human race is finally winning
When the golden plates rise up from the ground revealing their harsh truths...
When images of deities are published in every newspaper without punishment...
When flames turn black all over the world...
It's time to realize that we should have gone to battle sooner.
When the Gnome's axis of evil has become fully formed...
When Arab Spring turns into eternal Gnome Winter...
When the world is but one big corporation with one ideology...
It's time to realize that we should have gone to battle sooner.
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Tonttuvasara / Outro
03:24
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Gnomehammer / Outro
"I fucking hate those Gnomes!"
"Of course I'd like their nests to burn"
"Stuff happens... A nest blazes up here, a Gnome falls there. I'm not saying it's wrong."
Guns don't kill people, Gnomes kill people
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Saunatonttu
05:26
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Saunatonttu (elf said to inhabit the sauna and punish those who misbehave in it (s: folklore))
Tonttu, tonttu, saunatonttu
Lying there on the floor
What might that creature be
Is it from the underworld
Tonttu, tonttu, saunatonttu
Didn't believe in the ancient oath
But was secretly boozing moonshine
And let the sauna burn down
The sauna was destroyed
When tonttu broke the ancient oath
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Peikosta Tontuksi
04:08
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Troll to Gnome
Poor little gnomeling
You should have stayed a troll
Now you want to keep living
Crooked but weak
Woe to the little trolldom
Woe to the humankind
If only gnomes were just a a dream
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Tonttujen Tihutyöt
09:37
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Taisteluni
03:14
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My Battle
We have to choose our sides - we're in state of war
We have to convene a military tribunal to sentence the guilty
And every gnome is guilty
And every gnome will be sentenced
Just like they did in Nuremberg
Every gnome is aryan until proven otherwise
And I shall make sure it's not
Proudly we go Gnome hunting
They're about to face all our might
Proudly we go Gnome hunting
They're about to face all our might
This is war, Perkele!
We shall set up bonfires
We shall burn and destroy
We shall stab them with pokers
We shall maim and crush
We shall pass sentences and execute them by fire
We shall be proud and strong
We shall fight in the air, on land and sea
We shall never surrender
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Saunatonttu 2 (mörk-mix)
04:44
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Saunatonttu (elf said to inhabit the sauna and punish those who misbehave in it (s: folklore))
Tonttu, tonttu, saunatonttu
Lying there on the floor
What might that creature be
Is it from the underworld
Tonttu, tonttu, saunatonttu
Didn't believe in the ancient oath
But was secretly boozing moonshine
And let the sauna burn down
The sauna was destroyed
When tonttu broke the ancient oath
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Troll to Gnome
Poor little gnomeling
You should have stayed a troll
Now you want to keep living
Crooked but weak
Woe to the little trolldom
Woe to the humankind
If only gnomes were just a a dream
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Saunatonttu (elf said to inhabit the sauna and punish those who misbehave in it (s: folklore))
Tonttu, tonttu, saunatonttu
Lying there on the floor
What might that creature be
Is it from the underworld
Tonttu, tonttu, saunatonttu
Didn't believe in the ancient oath
But was secretly boozing moonshine
And let the sauna burn down
The sauna was destroyed
When tonttu broke the ancient oath
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Evildoings of Gnomes
Telepathy; transfigurations; Contacts outside the Earth; covering their tracks
Possessing bodies; destroying minds; abhorrent rites; destructive incantations
Destroying the world as we know it;
There's no limit to their evildoings!
We have to be strong
We have to be vigilant
We have to behave!
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